[Verse 1]
This water is too salty
For me to even drink
I’d rather walk the dreaded plank
Than stay another week
But it’s you, my love
You’re my land ahoy
[Verse 2]
And I’m sick of being beaten
And whipped and lashed to death
I want one night with no gang rape
But I won’t hold my breath
But it’s you, my love
You’re my land ahoy
Yeah, you’re my boy!
[Chorus]
Yo-ho, Sebastian, let’s go far away
Somewhere where the captain won’t be mad
Yo-ho, Sebastian, I wanna love you good
And we deserve much better than we’ve had
[Verse 3]
And they say they’re gonna kill me
If I look at you once more
Pissed in my hammock yesterday
So I’ll sleep on the floor
I’d be under the sea
But you hold me above
[Verse 4]
And they put glass in my sandals
So my feet would bleed all day
And they forced me to wear them or they said
They’d make you pay
I’d be under the sea
But you hold me above
‘Cus you’re the man I love!
[Chorus]
[Verse 5]
The captain found out ’bout us
And ordered them to throw
Us both overboard tonight
Together we will go
But I’m yours, you know
And I’ll love you still in hell
[Verse 6]
And I hope they didn’t tie up
Your hands as tight as mine
I’ll see you on the bed of this
Blue ocean, babe, sometime
But I’m yours, you know
And I’ll love you still in hell…
And down we fell!
And I’m singing…
[Chorus] x2
[Outro]
We deserve much better than we’ve had…