Eating pudding, eating pie
Second breakfast will repeat on you
Ask for sausage, salad free
Gobbling everything in my sight
I need bacon, in my life
Ain’t nothing I would rather chew
Scoff it down, dinner time
My belly hurts, I’m gonna spew
You know that halflings all smell
Halflings all smell
You know that halflings all smell
Halflings all smell
Tummy rumbles, breaking wind
My bottom’s gonna slow me down
Smell like cabbage, gonna vomit
My gut’s gonna mess me around
Hey Stinky, Cloud of farts
Surround me like a vapour bomb
Hey mama, look at me
On my way to the Alchemists’ guild, whoo!
You know that halflings all smell
Halflings all smell
You know that halflings all smell
Halflings all smell
This song is sung the tune of Highway to Hell, which sounds like this: